Choate Rosemary Hall, the elite Connecticut boarding school, said on Thursday that at least 12 former teachers had sexually molested — and, in at least one case, raped — students in a pattern of abuse dating to the 1960s.
How very forward thinking and progressive of Choate. You say molested and abused? Fiddlesticks, these young men were given a passport to enlightenment by the older wise fellows fondling and raping them.
I hope Choate has a complete list of those emboldened by faculty penis to charge them more money. Cultural enrichment like this comes only once in a lifetime, it is clear the faculty are the true victims here.